You suck. You suck diseased moose wang, Marcone.

The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.

When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching - they are your family.

Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.

I've always felt that the best whips and chains are in the mind. With a little creativity, the physical ones are hardly necessary.

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I checked my gear, my pockets, my shoelaces, and realized that I had crossed the line between making sure I was ready and trying to postpone the inevitable.

I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts.

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of trauma, I will fear no concussion.

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

There is the world that should be and the world that is. We live in one and must create the other.

Creativity is nature. Nature is creativity.

Feeling sorry for myself was an art.

Did I play my role well? If so, then applause, because the comedy is finished!

Whatever they did, the Elysians were careful never to be vehement.

I love paperwhites - they smell heavenly and you can often pick them up from a big home improvement store garden center already planted in pretty terra cotta pots.

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Be infinitely flexible and constantly amazed.

When you get so tired that you realize you cannot generate righteousness, come on back and I'll tell you about a gift.

Remember to let her into your heart.

Plant your DREAMS and miracles will grow.