You spend a good deal of your life gripping a baseball, and it turns out it was the other way around all the time.

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

It never hurts to apologize, especially if you don't mean it.

For a hundred years, the owners screwed the players. For 25 years, the players have screwed the owners-they've got 75 years to go.

If you had a pill that would guarantee a pitcher 20 wins, but might take five years off his life, he'd take it.

Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches.

Lots of people look up to Billy Martin. That's because he just knocked them down.

We were like farm animals compared to today's players who are treated like thoroughbreds.

Forget goals. Value the process.

You're only as smart as your ERA.

How come nobody wants to argue with me? Is it because I'm always so right?

Time heals all wounds. But not this one. Not yet.

Ever since history has been written, ever since philosophy has meditated, misery has been the garment of the human race.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?"Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

To gain your own voice, you have to forget about having it heard.” —Allen Ginsberg, WD

Folk Music is the map of singing.

Americans are given the sole option of electing their jailer for four years and sometimes do him the honour of re-electing him.

I can't die. It would ruin my image.

What I love about a play is that it's such an investment because only time can create a lot of what happens onstage.

I tend to dress a little more sophisticated than most women do.

Nicaragua was destabilizing Central America, meaning moving in a direction the US didn't like. So Nicaragua was crushed.