For a hundred years, the owners screwed the players. For 25 years, the players have screwed the owners-they've got 75 years to go.

You spend a good deal of your life gripping a baseball, and it turns out it was the other way around all the time.

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

It never hurts to apologize, especially if you don't mean it.

If you had a pill that would guarantee a pitcher 20 wins, but might take five years off his life, he'd take it.

Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches.

Lots of people look up to Billy Martin. That's because he just knocked them down.

We were like farm animals compared to today's players who are treated like thoroughbreds.

Forget goals. Value the process.

You're only as smart as your ERA.

How come nobody wants to argue with me? Is it because I'm always so right?

You are fine just the way you are. Don't allow anyone to reduce you to a state of inferiority. God created us all in His own image. Therefore, there is absolutely nothing inferior about you.

If you really care about Charlotte, don't be afraid to tell her. Believe me, it will hurt her a lot more not hearing the words than it will hurt you to say them.

The real essence of work is concentrated energy.

The Rockwell magazine cover was more a part of the American reality than a record of it.

I'd do a podcast about guys wearing shorts when it's too cold.

With Edward Norton you'd never say, "This is the one we're going with whether you like it or not." It has to be agreed upon.

Riches without law are more dangerous than is poverty without law

Since I was 15 I've felt kinda like... an old man.

There is but one dependable method of accumulating and legally holding riches, and that is by rendering useful service.

To know that the odds are so high that only through the perishing of your life will the minions survive, that's love. That's heroism.