Forget goals. Value the process.

You spend a good deal of your life gripping a baseball, and it turns out it was the other way around all the time.

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

It never hurts to apologize, especially if you don't mean it.

For a hundred years, the owners screwed the players. For 25 years, the players have screwed the owners-they've got 75 years to go.

If you had a pill that would guarantee a pitcher 20 wins, but might take five years off his life, he'd take it.

Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches.

Lots of people look up to Billy Martin. That's because he just knocked them down.

We were like farm animals compared to today's players who are treated like thoroughbreds.

You're only as smart as your ERA.

How come nobody wants to argue with me? Is it because I'm always so right?

Children and journalists need what they don't need actually.

You think you have a handle on God, the Universe, and the Great White Light until you go home for Thanksgiving. In an hour, you realize how far you've got to go and who is the real turkey.

Laughter and love are their own forms of exercise meant to keep a body healthy.

We all have those dreams we've never let go of. But believe it or not, sometimes a job that we're not that keen on can help us achieve those dreams or goals.

God gave you a gift of 86, 400 seconds today. Have you used one to say 'thank you?'

I had never really dated. I've always been a relationship kind of person.

I am 5'6' and desperately wish I was taller.

We are not really separate beings of light. That's a dream we are having, the dream of multiplicity. Meditation takes us beyond the moment to eternal awareness.

We too could wrest iron from the bowels of the earth and fashion it into ships and machines.

I don't think the religion makes the woman; I think the woman is who she is within the religion.