You need to set yourself up for success, too. You need to invest in yourself. You need to stop being a butthead and sabotaging yourself.

It is not objective proof of God's existence that we want but, whether we use religious language for it or not, the experience of God's presence.

Forgiveness is what makes adults different to children: children just forget, adults forgive.

As for hobbies, people with stimulating hobbies suffer from the most noxious of despairs since they are tranquilized in their despair.

If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!

I did disagree with Ronald Reagan very strongly on trade. I disagreed with him. We should have been much tougher on trade even then. I've been waiting for years. Nobody does it right.

I don't know if I change my act from century to century. Sometimes I'm onstage doing imitations and references to people who have been dead for 50 years.

Music is Magic. Magic is Life

Bill Hanna and I owe an awful lot to television, but we both got our start and built the first phase of our partnership in the movies.

To ancient Chinese fancy, the Milky Way was a luminous river, - the River of Heaven, - the Silver Stream.

Martin Luther King was never an up close and personal figure in the United States.