You look at the large problems that we face - that would be overpopulation, water shortages, global warming and AIDS, I suppose - all of that needs international cooperation to be solved.

I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag.

On the whole, I prefer not to be lectured on patriotism by those who keep offshore maildrops in order to avoid paying their taxes.

What we have here, fellow citizens, is a crassly egocentric, raving twit.

It's like, duh. Just when you thought there wasn't a dime's worth of difference between the two parties, the Republicans go and prove you're wrong.

It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America.

Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. I only aim at the powerful. When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel -- it's vulgar.

If you ever get to the place where injustice doesn't bother you, you're dead.

One thing that corporations do not do is give out money out of the goodness of their hearts.

I know: "Guns Don't Kill People." But I suspect that they have something to do with it. If you point your finger at someone and say, "Bang, bang, you're dead," not much actually happens.

How the American right managed to convince itself that the programs to alleviate poverty are responsible for the consequences of poverty will someday be studied as a notorious mass illusion.

She think I'm the realest out and I say 'damn that makes 2 of us'.

He lives not long who battles with the immortals, nor do his children prattle about his knees when he has come back from battle and the dread fray.

The more ignoble I find life, the more strongly I react by contradiction, in humour and in an outburst of liberty and expansion.

There is always hope when people are forced to listen to both sides.

I believe that love is the single, true prosperity of any moment.

The force that was in the airport, this force was destroyed.

The one mistake which is committed habitually by people who have the gift of half-genius, is waiting for inspiration.

I feel lucky to love what I do. It doesn't feel like working. I do all the projects I do because I like doing them, whether it's a book or a photo shoot. For me, my work and my life are the same.

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out.

We move from more or less plausible but really arbitrary assumptions, to elegantly demonstrated but irrelevant conclusions.