You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.

Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

Men did not like women to weep. It reminded them of their own failings.

Getting too interested in the English way of life won't help you land a permanent job.

Whoever might perfume a scorpionWill not thereby escape its sting. Bahaudin Naqshband

I love women with attitude.

Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.

We hear the rain fall, but not the snow. Bitter grief is loud, calm grief is silent.

Having the person that you love by your side and starting a family with them is the best thing that can happen to you in this life. You can't ask for more.

I am infinitely strange to myself.

Love is the pursuit of shadows.

Anxiety may consist of the loss of psychological or spiritual meaning which is identified with one's existence as a self, i.e., the threat of meaninglessness.