Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.

Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.

You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

What again could this astonishing thing be like which people were so anxious to contradict, that in doing so they did not mind contradicting themselves?

He was kind. People bothered him. He thought we should be more concerned with the world around us and how our actions would affect things years down the road.

When rogues fall out honest men get into their own.

A rational man is guided by his thinking - by a process of Reason - not by his feelings and desires.

Living does not undo life. Death does not, either. Life and death are not either-or.

Someone loves us all.

The good news was that Enterprise and the newly arrived Yorktown had attacked the Marshall and Gilbert islands. Those attacks had a great effect on morale.

It is very easy to forgive others their mistakes; it takes more grit and gumption to forgive them for having witnessed your own.

Many times I feel different like a different person.