You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

We are all, I suppose, beholden to our parents - the question is, how much?

All forms of landscape are autobiographical.

Most conspiracy theorists dont understand this. But if there really were a CIA plot, no documents would exist.

I think Bush understands the Internet and the incredible expansion of global e-commerce.

We never talked to each other in my family. We communicated by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator.

I think of every book as a single entity, and some have later gone on to become a series, often at the request of readers.

I can only know what love is insofar as I can feel it.

Yes, if you're looking for infinity, just close your eyes!

Conscience and wealth are not always neighbors.

I'm usually taken for a non-intellectual, a person of limited intelligence. I don't know why, but I figure it's because physically I don't look intelligent.