You know the world has gone mad when those who have enlightened, compassionate views and future visions, are accused of borderline insanity, ridiculed and criticised for thinking positively.

Most people just want to be left in peace to eat their bacon, not realising that there is no peace behind bacon.

Addiction brings apathy. Break the apathy, and you break the addiction.

Eden Fruitarianism is the solution to the dilemma of the screaming carrot.

How many would protest if restaurants began serving puppy and kitten flesh instead of calves? Robins instead of hens? Squirrels instead of pigs?

Choose empathy over apathy.

The sooner we wake up and realise that we have a moral duty to guide and protect this planet, the sooner things will improve for every form of life on this planet.

Seen from the point of view of a lie, the truth is often touted as radical.

We don’t always like what’s good for us, ” she said. “Especially at first.

In summers, after 1 hour of extreme gaming you can use your laptop to iron your shirt.

I write on big yellow legal pads - ideas in outline form when I'm doing stand-up and stuff. It's vivid that way. I can't type it into an iPad - I think that would put a filter into the process.

Enlightenment is the unaltered state of consciousness

Only the just man enjoys peace of mind.

Not all living creatures die. An amoeba, for example, need never die; it need not even, like certain generals, fade away. It just divides and becomes two new amoebas.

Non-co-operation means nothing less than training in self-sacrifice.

Where can I free myself of the homeland in my body?

The collapse of good conscience and the absence of accountability and public scrutiny have led to crimes against humanity and violations of international law.

The present is determined by our past actions, and the future by the present.