You know, I have no web presence, and I don't know that there's many people who really do know me that much anymore.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

If you can forget the person you love, you have not loved enough.

It is better to be positive than negative.

The most powerful word in time management is NO.

Enthusiasm just creates bubbles; it doesn't keep them from popping.

If you know only one language, you're a prisoner, stuck in the tyranny of that one language.

Education is the single most important job of the human race.

You become so obsessed, and that's not a bad thing for a movie. Serve it with that sense that it's the whole world.

I toured the Middle Eastern countries with the ballet.

Do not believe in me or any other teacher, rather trust in your own inner voice. This is your guide, this is your teacher. Your teacher is within not without. Know yourself, not me!

It has been said, and perhaps with truth, that the conclusions of Political Economy partake more of the certainty of the stricter sciences than those of most of the other branches of human knowledge.