You just come along with me and have a good time. The Galaxy's a fun place. You'll need to have this fish in your ear.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Where there is love, it is Jesus that will surely triumph.

You can get what you want.

Football's not just about scoring goals - it's about winning.

Embrace your dorkdom or rail against it. The choice is yours.

You will never be saved against your will; God drags nobody to heaven by the ears.

So I went into jazz and performed in jazz clubs all over the country.

Lend your light to the blind. Why should the wickedness of men irritate you, when it is only blindness?

Your game is only as good as your practice.

This withdrawal from the day's turmoil into creative silence is not a luxury, a fad, or a futility. It dissolves mental tensions and heals negative emotions.

All theory is against free will; all experience is for it.