You get to a certain age, where you know you can't go over the wall, but I'll never get to the age where I can't go through it.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.

All you really have in the end are your stories.

The best way not to fail again is to be absolutely positive that when you do it this time, you're going to do it right.

If you hold on to things long enough, they get back into style. Like me.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

I can tell a young person where the mines are, but he's probably going to step on them anyway.

You're not a man until your father says you're a man.

If you hang onto something long enough, it will come back in style.. Like ME.

When a person eats shortly before going to bed, digestion accompanies sleep. The two great physiological functions are completed together, leaving the maximum of freedom to the mind during the day.

I determined to learn to pray so that my experience conforms to the words of Jesus rather than try to make his words conform to my impoverished experience.

humor bears the closest relation to emotion, either bubbling up as from a deep and happy wellspring, or in an opposite fashion rising like a re-birth of feeling from dead levels after turmoil.

That's the main thing you have to have... trust.

We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves.

As between the intolerable and the merely distasteful, I must choose the latter.

[I can] scarcely write upon mathematics or mathematicians. Oh for words to express my abomination of the science.

My joy is the golden sunset giving thanks for another day. Gratitude itself is a source of joy.

The meaning of life is to get meaning for life.

It's easy to be led astray when you're so broken. People take advantage of you.