You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

The mentally disturbed do not employ the Principle of Scientific Parsimony: the most simple theory to explain a given set of facts. They shoot for the baroque.

Someone who dreams cannot be forced to stop—there are no limitations to dreams, because we do not own dreams, dreams are from God.

To end the greatest work designed, A thousand hands need but one mind.

Being flirty is a way of letting a guy know you're interested without making a fool out of yourself.

Cultivate that kind of knowledge which enables us to discover for ourselves in case of need that which others have to read or be told of.

The man who takes the liberty to live is superior to all the laws, by virtue of his relation to the lawmaker.

Nineteenth-century grass-roots populism made twentieth-century progressivism possible.

I will do Dancing with the Stars when my career dips.

I don't care who you are, but you turn into a different person when you don't sleep.

Marists are workers, we do all the work and Jesuits just think about it.