You deserve a full time play

Don't leave life until life leaves you.from the book 'I Know Who You Are!

There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.

I always feel sad when I come to the end of a book.

Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.

CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.

Saying you have a political solution is like saying you can write a pop song that's going to stay at the top of the list forever. I don't have many illusions about this, but I'm not cynical about it.

Nixon was kind of a loner, he had a cold personality.

As the warden of San Quentin, I presided over four executions. After each one, someone on the staff would ask, 'Is the world safer because of what we did tonight?' We knew the answer: No.

I had a healthy appetite [being pregnant]. I got more healthy as time goes on, and they grew. I never let myself go.