You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Joblessness does not necessarily mean idleness

Is this lifetime supposed to be only about duty?

Inside is where we meet everyone else

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

You know and I know that the country is celebrating one hundred years of freedom one hundred years too early. We cannot be free until they are free.

I think [Theosophical and Masonic books] wasn't that I was inspired so much. I was corroborated by them.

I really missed being in New Orleans, but I'm one of the lucky ones.

Now Manchester United are 2-1 down on aggregate, they are in a better position than when they started the game at 1-1.

Most performers don't admit this, because it sounds negative and performers are not supposed to be negative, but when I was on the road, I was lonely.

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him.