You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Hope was always out ahead of fact, possibility obscured the outlines of reality.

Be Grateful- Your Life is a Miracle.

One always has time enough, if one will apply it well.

The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be only the beginning.

Golfers are the greatest worriers in the world of sport.

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think.

There is no fouler fiend than a woman when her mind is bent to evil.

A few vices are sufficient to darken many virtues.

The gospel of the kingdom must be preached with evidence; it must be preached as a witness.This can only be done by christians who are filled with the Holy Spirit.

If you don't have dreams, how do you maneuver reality? Where do you get the ideas to change reality if not from dreams?