You aren’t allowed back until you’ve learned to willingly suspend disbelief.

The desire to be nice to everyone and please everyone and the inability to firmly say no is what destroys believers most of all

I see myself as Kiki de Montparnasse, trying to get Man Ray's attention. (Sofia Navarro, 7th July 2012).

Most rich people have a gangster in their ancestry somewhere.

You say you're a comedian, you always have to be on guard.

Stupid National Anthem... Look at this flag; Two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? "Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit."

Ringing assurance that we are not alone... That we are assisted and defended by a powerful and glorious order of invisible Beings.

Because I killed a guy in real life, and because my character kills a guy onstage, they said I could never do anything this great again. I resented that.

What can a mere French minister do when associated with Lloyd George, who thinks he is Napoleon, and Woodrow Wilson, who thinks he is Jesus Christ?

To win a national championship, you've got to be a little lucky.

How mutable are our feelings, and how strange is that clinging love we have of life even in the excess of misery!