You are offered a piece of bread and butter that feels like a damp handkerchief and sometimes, when cucumber is added to it, like a wet one.

For me, one of the pleasures of cats company is their devotion to bodily comfort.

Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.

Women do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men, but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen

The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal.

Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them.

Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams

Women do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen.

Writing is painting for the imagination!

The body suffers, but the spirit is renewed.

The kind of woman whose goodness is oppressive

We fought hard. We gave it our best. We did what was right and we made a difference.

That film Memento creeped me out. I was looking over my back through the whole thing. I get more creeped out than scared, and spill popcorn all over the place.

I do hope your Christmas has had a little touch of Eternity in among the rush and pitter patter and all. It always seems such a mixing of this world and the next - but that after all is the idea!

I've learned to control everything. I don't get angry at anything. Somebody can do me wrong. That's life. What good is it to get angry?

Suffering is the main condition of the artistic experience.

For gold the hireling judge distorts the laws.

NATO's got a vital role to play. It's very important that we protect NATO.