For me, one of the pleasures of cats company is their devotion to bodily comfort.

You are offered a piece of bread and butter that feels like a damp handkerchief and sometimes, when cucumber is added to it, like a wet one.

Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.

Women do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men, but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen

The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal.

Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them.

Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams

Women do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen.

Good for you. More it hurt more better it is. Can't nothing heal without pain, you know.

Everything that she valued had come to her through change, and through change she would one day lose everything. All except honor.

Why can a man not act himself be himself and think for himself? It seems to me that naturalness alone is power that a borrowed word is weaker than our own weakness however small we may be.

It is wise for us to forget our troubles, there are always new ones to replace them.

Hey, we just enjoy it. I think we think we're getting the hang of this thing, you know?

I hope to be around past the 90's. I don't want to just be categorized as one of this era. My goal is to have a career that stands.

Believe that the loose ball that you are chasing has your name wirtten on it.

I should say here, because some in Washington like to dream up ways to control the Internet, that we don't need to 'control' free speech, we need to control ourselves.

The Pope and God are the same, so he has all power in Heaven and earth.

Inherited aptitudes and traits of temperament count for quite as much as length of habituation in deciding what range of habits will come to dominate any individual's scheme of life.