Yes, well, let me tell you that if nobody had ever learned to quote, very few people would be in love with La Rochefoucauld. I bet you I don't know ten souls who read him without a middleman.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

He looked for gestures, afraid of words

I grew up all over Idaho - I was born in Emmett, a very small town.

It's fine to be a great democrat when you've a slave to rub your boots on.

People praise us behind our backs, but we hear them not; few before our faces, and who is not suspicious of the truth of such praise?

God comes first. Paradise is not cheap.

Okay, uh, I'm lost. I'm angry. And I'm armed.

It's okay for my Beliebers to have a boyfriend, but please don't kiss them in front of me because I get jealous.

It's often the case that successful people invite criticism.

I thought I was a pretty good writer, but I didn't have anything to write about. I wanted to go out in the world, have some adventures and then write about them.

It's just these moments in hip-hop where you feel invincible. It felt good hearing the music on the radio and in cars, skating rinks, and clubs.