Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think it is.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

To live means to have ... a mission to fulfill-and in the measure in which we avoid setting our life to something we make it empty.

Never despair. Never surrender.

Thou shalt not steal. I mean defensively. On offense, indeed thou shall steal and thou must.

Imagine" he said, "never even thinking, 'We are alone,' simply because it has never occurred to you to think that there's any other way to be.

You don’t feel as real if you don’t see yourself reflected in the media […] There’s something very powerful about seeing yourself represented.

Surround yourself with brilliance.

Fifty-dollar oil is just another stop on the road to much higher crude prices.

Love and laughter go together; and laughter is one of the greatest medicines.

Nature is methodical, and doeth her work well. Time is never to be hurried.

If you do not pay for a service, you are the product they sell. So it ever has been.