Yeah, that's a good point.

If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world

On the 8th day, God created Mankind. Why was he having such a bad day? Why did he create all of you normal... but forget so many important parts of me?

I can't jump high, so I jump from high places.

I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman.

A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment.

Destruction CAN be beautiful!

Shut your role and know your mouth.

I thought about going to WCW but then I realized I wasn't old enough.

If the WWF was about talent, Taka Michinoku would have been WWF champion

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.

We men had a meeting a long time ago, and we all decided, 'It's trousers'. And that's what we've worn ever since.

Knowledge is half the battle. The application of knowledge is the other half. (1998)

I never used to kill characters, because I thought killing characters was cheating.

Production speed is severely slowed down if one works with half-time people who have other obligations as well. This is at least a factor of four; probably it is worse.

However, withered, I still feel myself to be exactly the same person I've always been. Hard to explain that to the young. we may look truly reptilian, but we're not a separate tribe.

Okay, I'm going to be completely honest here." I take a deep breath, because what I'm about to say is very real and more honest than I've ever been. "I don't want to be awayfrom you for that long.

We are our own devils; we drive ourselves out of our Edens.

Public affairs go on pretty much as usual: perpetual chicanery and rather more personal abuse than there used to be.

I'm definitely more talented than most of the guys I know.