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Humor Relationships Quotes: "Who will ever kiss this encyclopedia of a head?"

Who will ever kiss this encyclopedia of a head?



Humor Relationships Quotes: "Darling, I would follow you through the blackest midnight—just not without my trousers!"

Darling, I would follow you through the blackest midnight—just not without my trousers!




Humor Relationships Quotes: "Safety tip. When you see smoke run, never wait for fire."

Safety tip. When you see smoke run, never wait for fire.



Humor Relationships Quotes: "Don't be fooled, Clara. No one's new and shiny. Not really."

Don't be fooled, Clara. No one's new and shiny. Not really.




Humor Relationships Quotes: "Love is a damagemade to the heart, violence, fate thats written, Changeable by distance, Breakable by time...!"

Love is a damagemade to the heart, violence, fate thats written, Changeable by distance, Breakable by time...!



Humor Relationships Quotes: "If Shane had learned one thing, it was to never tamper with a firecracker during an explosion. That stood double when applied to women – especially when you were the idiot who’d lit the fuse."

If Shane had learned one thing, it was to never tamper with a firecracker during an explosion. That stood double when applied to women – especially when you were the idiot who’d lit the fuse.



Humor Relationships Quotes: "Maybe I shouldn't scare off my date so quickly by shooting guns and telling stories about vomit, but, hey, the sooner he knows the real me, the better."

Maybe I shouldn't scare off my date so quickly by shooting guns and telling stories about vomit, but, hey, the sooner he knows the real me, the better.




Humor Relationships Quotes: "Just because you're in the market for a minivan doesn't mean you can't test drive a hotrod."

Just because you're in the market for a minivan doesn't mean you can't test drive a hotrod.



Humor Relationships Quotes: "A nation forgetting its own laughter is in a sad state of affairs"

A nation forgetting its own laughter is in a sad state of affairs



Humor Relationships Quotes: "I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home."

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.



Humor Relationships Quotes: "Boys dream of strippers, men dream of their women waiting for them at home."

Boys dream of strippers, men dream of their women waiting for them at home.



Humor Relationships Quotes: "You’re going to be trouble, aren’t you?”“Not if you give me everything I want.”“We’ll see."

You’re going to be trouble, aren’t you?”“Not if you give me everything I want.”“We’ll see.




Humor Relationships Quotes: "I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots."

I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?""Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots.



Humor Relationships Quotes: "The more she turned right the more I turned wrong."

The more she turned right the more I turned wrong.



Humor Relationships Quotes: "No one can be your sun, moon, or stars until you have your own world."

No one can be your sun, moon, or stars until you have your own world.



Humor Relationships Quotes: "The wealthiest Person on earth is one who is free from the love of Money"

The wealthiest Person on earth is one who is free from the love of Money



Humor Relationships Quotes: "For her, marriage was a sweetened version of murder."

For her, marriage was a sweetened version of murder.