Women cannot receive even the most palpably judicious suggestion without arguing it; that is, married women.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

To will is to put your emotion into your desire. Simply wanting is not desire, it is merely an undirected thought with no purpose but to pass the time.

It was a family joke that Lydia's domestic tendencies were somehow misplaced when she was created.

Loneliness teaches and shows you the real and unreal and such things that one can never understand and even imagine living with others.

He had no ideal world of dead heroes

The offspring of virtue is perseverance. The fruit and offspring of perseverance is habit and child of habit is character.

Breathing well means breathing more slowly and deeply. Relax, feel your breathing, and breathe comfortably. Once aware, it naturally becomes deeper and slower.

Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow ye diet.

Why is it that the choice among churches always seems to be the choice between intelligence on ice and ignorance on fire?

You ain't got to change the whole world. You just alter it a little bit and you redefine it into something beautiful.

It turns out Dungeons & Dragons is much better on paper than it is in reality.