Women. You'll interpret anything as love. You see a man wearing an idiotic expression, and you assume he's been struck by Cupid's arrow when in reality, he's digesting a bad turnip.

There are some experiences in life they haven't invented the right words for.

I love you, Marks. My heart is completely and utterly yours. And unfortunately for you, the rest of me comes with it.

It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.

Was this some new level of depravity? Had he developed a spinster fetish?

You’re far too prickly tempered to be a mistress. You’re far better suited as a wife.

They (mothers-in-law) never leave when they say they will. When my mother-in-law visits, the mice throw themselves at the cat, begging to be eaten.

Win told me that one isn’t improved by being at the top of the mountain, one is improved by the climb.

You seem to think you have a choice, " Cam said. "But you have it backwards. Love chooses you. The shadow moves as the sun commands.

It's a house. No more and no less. There isn't a structure on earth that could last forever. But a family goes on."-Leo

Virtue in a woman is like pepper in the soup. A little makes for a nice seasoning. Butoverdo it, and no one wants very much of you.

Failure is a bend in the road, not the end of the road. Learn from failure and keep moving forward.

Every word spoken is a reflection of your inner beliefs!

My father always said, 'If you love what you do, you won't mind slogging through it for several hours a day.

When it's a folk festival, there's more of an intention on the song and connecting with people.

When the Scripture speaks, God speaks

It looks as if I were meant to be alone, and that any hope of happiness is not meant. Am I too old to acquire the knack for happiness?

The world is full of Buddhas but they're sleeping.

The plain state of being human is dramatic enough for anyone

Books could be an incredible adventure. I stayed under my blanket and barely moved, and no one would have guessed how my mind raced and my heart soared with stories.

I have never used steroids. Period.