It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.

There are some experiences in life they haven't invented the right words for.

Women. You'll interpret anything as love. You see a man wearing an idiotic expression, and you assume he's been struck by Cupid's arrow when in reality, he's digesting a bad turnip.

I love you, Marks. My heart is completely and utterly yours. And unfortunately for you, the rest of me comes with it.

Was this some new level of depravity? Had he developed a spinster fetish?

You’re far too prickly tempered to be a mistress. You’re far better suited as a wife.

They (mothers-in-law) never leave when they say they will. When my mother-in-law visits, the mice throw themselves at the cat, begging to be eaten.

Win told me that one isn’t improved by being at the top of the mountain, one is improved by the climb.

You seem to think you have a choice, " Cam said. "But you have it backwards. Love chooses you. The shadow moves as the sun commands.

It's a house. No more and no less. There isn't a structure on earth that could last forever. But a family goes on."-Leo

Virtue in a woman is like pepper in the soup. A little makes for a nice seasoning. Butoverdo it, and no one wants very much of you.

I like my writing career and it's progression, I'd rather be that slow moving tide that turns a mountain into a beautiful beach for all to enjoy, rather than a flash in a pan that yields no heat.

My top lady advice is to make eye contact early on - before introductions, even - and just never break it, no matter what she does. Keep that dead-eyed lock on her. Works like a charm.

We are all basically the same human beings, who seek happiness and try to avoid suffering. Everybody is my peer group. Your feeling "I am of no value" is wrong. Absolutely wrong.

Really what Brutus and Cassius do by assassinating Caesar, is open up a vacuum into which much more ruthless people run. Julius Caesar is an amazingly contemporary, resonant, politically astute play.

Not so easy, Mr Lennon. Even if you try.

If masturbation is a crime then I should be on death row.

My dad taught me at a very young age that I should work harder than everyone else: Be the first one in and the last one out.

I'm supposed to enforce the laws of the land. The law of Florida is that if you're a noncitizen, you don't vote in these races.

When I'm doing theatre, I feel like my life's on hold. Even though you might go out for a coffee, or go and see a film, your brain is still there, pulling you back to it.

Don't let fatigue make a coward of you.