With Bitcoin hard-coded to be limited, it’s like a collectible.

Texas is the crossroads of the world. Everything here is big.

I'm one of those people that will walk into a bar, and if I wasn't a comic - because some people know who I am - I would just blend in.

I guess I am handsome - in certain parts of the world. If I was, like, in Mongolia, living on a mountain and in my village, I could be the hottest guy. In L.A., I'm ... average?

People think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very sad. I'm one of those guys that lights candles and listens to Rachmaninoff.

It's not that comedy has changed in terms of what's funny. For me, it's changed in that sometimes I don't feel my finger is on the pulse.

As I get older, I don't think the world is becoming that funny. Comedy is changing a bit.

I think people just think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very sad. I'm one of those guys that lights candles and listens to Rachmaninoff.

Curiously, the one bodily fluid of other people that doesn't disgust us is the one produced by the human alone: tears. Consider the sole type of used tissue you'd be willing to share.

Nature felt no change, and was ever young.

I like cats. They don't care if you love Jesus.

My aim in painting has always been the most exact transcription possible of my most intimate impression of nature.

If it tastes really good, and it's funky, it's funkalicous. If the guy making it is funky, he's funkintacious.

The great thing about being a broadcaster is you have this incredible responsibility to the people that make it all happen, the people that turn on the television set.

I don't know why everyone is making dance movies. I auditioned for three dance movies in the past two months and for one of them I just couldn't do it.

Every individual matters. Every individual has a role to play. Every individual makes a difference.

Do not think that you are too busy to study the gospel.

I was doing everything I could think of to protect my husband and keep him alive.