Why don't we all just get a long-neck?

If you mind your own business, you'll stay busy all the time.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

Troubles impending always seem worse than troubles surmounted, but this does not prove that they really are.

Real bullets are for keeps, and concealment is not necessarily good cover.

Every game I played was a bonus.

Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden.

I've been awfully busy, and I haven't gone to many movies.

There are things that I value now that I didn't when I first went over there, like Zen Buddhism, which has become part of my life over the last couple years.

A divorce party - that's really better than a wedding party

Young feller, you will never appreciate the potentialities of the English language until you have heard a Southern mule driver search the soul of a mule.

My people are at the core of everything I do, and I recognize the importance of giving them the flexibility to balance work around their personal lives.

Maybe, there's a moment growing up when something peels back... Maybe, maybe, we look for secrets because we can't believe our minds...