Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

If you mind your own business, you'll stay busy all the time.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.

Thoughts are free, talk is cheap, and action is expensive. What's your worth?

I am forever learning and changing.

I believe when there are so many forces pulling our society apart, we need more commitment to marriage, not less.

Ability to think, like the violin or piano, requires daily practice

Directors say that you should get actors before they are recognized. They will be a pain in the...or have an opinion.

I'm still Elliott Yamin. I'm still the funky white Jewish boy from Richmond, Va.

I could read at a very early age and I loved stories, losing myself in stories, novels.

We clearly need to break our addiction on Saudi Arabian oil that is a security threat to the United States.

There are a lot of colloquialisms in the Cantonese language that can never be represented aptly in Mandarin.

I'm not into wrinkles.