When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.

Sufism is, in fact, not a mystical system, not a religion, but a body of knowledge.

Failing to writer everyday doesn't mean that you've given up, though a chapter a day - keeps writers block away!

Everyone lives the way she knows best. What I mean by 'their happiness' is living a life untouched as much as possible by the knowledge that we are really, all of us, alone. That's not a bad thing.

I don't think I ever thought of myself as Superman. But there were people who thought of me that way, and maybe I believed them a little.

It's not for me to say from the outside what the Palestinian people should have. That would be very arrogant.

All polishing is done by friction.

We're going to be examining, how can we more properly screen and vet people coming into the United States? We will also be looking at the border.

Changing the game is a mindset.

The health of our seas determines the future of humanity.