When you start organizing a person's vitamins in the morning because you love them. "Hey, don't forget to take your vitamin C." That's love.

A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold.

Laughter is an important part of healthy living.

I get mad when I'm upset, so to prevent myself from doing anything stupid, I force myself to sleep on whatever issue I'm upset about. Almost always, when I've woken up, I feel much better.

My mantra is always, "Take a nap first, Matt! Then think." It's silly, but it works.

I love animals, and not only do I get to help animals in need, I learn a lot too!

Anybody can get from point A to point B, but how you get there, that's the fun part. That's the story. That's when you can really let go and let your uniqueness shine!

Nothing ever turns out the way we expect, good or bad.

Take care of yourselves, and take care of each other.

My vegetable love will growVaster than empires, and more slow.

Don’t spend your money on luxuries. Save it and secure a safe future. Don’t crave for quick satisfaction.

He had waited five years and bought a mansion where he dispensed starlight to casual moths - so that he could 'come over' some afternoon to a stranger's garden.

Jesus was not a carpenter forever.

I have an amazing wife and three daughters that always keep me motivated.

A Rubik's cube is equal to a drag queen. It's really colorful, but I don't wanna do it.

Inquisitive people aren't really very attractive, are they?

The more the marble wastes, The more the statue grows.

Death mattered not -- It was a mere puncutation

What happened to the writer is not what matters; what matters is the large sense that the writer is able to make of what happened.