When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.

Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

Nothing is really 'safe'.

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.

I don't like Paris so much.

Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.

These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

I think you're still the only person sharp enough to sharpen someone like me.

The thoughts on the mind come out of mouth.

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52 even if that makes my sons illegitimate.

I want to do something big, something important.

Tammy Faye said, "I am so happy that Jessica Hahn is so ugly, because now I don't feel so bad."

How dear to the mind of the sage are the thoughts that are bred in loneliness; for there is as it were music at his heart, and he talketh within him as with friends.

In short, both experience and economic theory imply that the US could now t to a more competitive dollar without experiencing either increased inflation or decreased economic growth.

I'm a man without a corporation.

I used to do a lot of video analysis early on, but more for pleasure and looking at my own technique.

Lord of the Rings is a good thing for us because it opened the door for the genre in general. Ursula Le Guin's stories are very different from Lord of the Rings.