I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.

Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

Nothing is really 'safe'.

I don't like Paris so much.

Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.

These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

I want to make my own movie.

For it is owing to their wonder that men both now begin and at first began to philosophize.

What you believe your future holds for you impacts your attitude, decisions and success.

Don't tell me what to do - you have eight numbers after your name just like me.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?

people are not good to each other. perhaps if they were our deaths would not be so sad.

As long as I can still be on my own and do my own thing and be working full time, it's great.

I was pretty much a homebody; didn't really go to school dances, never went to a prom. I was a bit of a loner, a geek.

To achieve vital harmony in a picture it must be constructed out of parts in themselves incomplete, brought into harmony only at the last stroke.

Comedy is a great tool. We [comics] are trying to find ways to use humor to enlighten people without preaching to them.