Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.

Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'

Nothing is really 'safe'.

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.

I don't like Paris so much.

Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.

These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

I want to make my own movie.

To maintain your integrity, just maintain your words in sanctity, and your works in sincerity. You can't be really trusted when your works of today are standing against your words of yesterday!

To the extent that we are all educated and informed, we will be more equipped to deal with the gut issues that tend to divide us.

I don't think I'm very ambitious at all. But I seem to play people who have that quality.

I believe, that there is at least de facto cooperation between United States and Iran, at least in Iraq.

So much energy comes out of concerts sometimes, especially good ones that are really moving. And that energy, no matter how great the show is, it dissipates within two weeks or a month.

You have got to unite in the same labor union and in the same political party and strike and vote together, and the hour you do that, the world is yours.

The sound of a word is at least as important as the meaning.

I buy digital music off of iTunes all the time. I Shazam something in an airport or in a club or something; I Shazam it, I buy it. I am fully digital.

Quality rather than quantity distinguishes the master.

Tis misfortune that awakens ingenuity, or fortitude, or endurance, in hearts where these qualities had never come to life but for the circumstance which gave them a being.