When you don't know where you're at, you don't get upset you're not somewhere else.

Statistics don't lie. It's the people who make up the statistics that lie.

I love a good non sequitur.

I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.

People try to live their lives without consequences and end up living lives of no consequence.

Man's worst enemies are boredom and discontent.

The universe is a really interesting place. I couldn't live anywhere else.

You can get to everywhere from almost anywhere.

There are no dumb questions, but there are plenty of people who give dumb answers.

Do not dwell on your loss. Look forward with bright new hopes.

God doesn't offer his Word as a magic fix-all pill that we can ingest and feel better. Rather, God's Word is the way in which we are invited to encounter the real 'person' of God.

His beauty did not blaze like Will's did in fierce colors and repressed fire, but it had its own muted perfection, the loveliness of snow falling against a silver gray sky.

The PoWs went through something so horrible, you don't know who's coming back.

Sleep is good, death is better; but of course, the best thing would to have never been born at all.

I'd have to say I've become more aware of my communal responsibility.

Neither in writing nor in reading wilt thou be able to lay down rules for others before thou shalt have first learned to obey rules thyself.

At school, nobody thought I was smart and I became smart. Nobody wanted to be my friend and then I had lots of friends.

In Texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks...MACHINE-GUN BACON.

The true leader must submerge himself in the fountain of the people.