At school, nobody thought I was smart and I became smart. Nobody wanted to be my friend and then I had lots of friends.

Work hard to achieve integrity in your work and your relationships with the people you work with.

I've got a swimming pool and I pretend to be like a mermaid, like in the middle of the night. It kind of de-stresses me.

There are so many glamorous actresses, but you know what? In the real world, nobody looks like that.

Been sitting at home all weekend writing for MTV Movie Awards - unfortunately MTV won't let me do my strip routine ala Magic Mike.

Even when I'm playing someone named 'Fat Amy.' I'm all about confidence and attitude.

As a kid, I never thought I'd be an actress. Never, ever, ever, no way. I was really shy - bordering on social disorder shy - and I was really academic.

For a comedienne, you have to have a little tragedy or a dark side, just not too much. Otherwise it's too disruptive.

I stay fat because it just wouldn't be fair to all the thin people if I were this good-looking, intelligent, funny, and thin. It's a public service really.

I never thought I would end up being an actress. I thought I really was going to do serious stuff like law or politics.

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities.

When people have been oppressed for so long

I think that's very sad, that I haven't allowed my heart to be broken. I have broken a few.

If you want to solve hard problems, have hard problems.

Great families of yesterday we show, And lords, whose parents were the Lord knows who.

When you're the strong one, people don't give you permission to hurt.

The German people were not denied, however, the possibility of improving their lot by hard work over the years. Industrial growth and progress were not denied them.

The three things a guy should want to change about his girl is her last name, address and her viewpoint on men.

There is nothing in the world like persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus.

Sacred scripture tells us that Joshua commanded the sun to stand still, and not the earth.

Typical of most French guys in our league with a visor on, running around and playing tough and not back anything up.