When people ask me about being portrayed onscreen by Leonardo DiCaprio, I always say, 'I love it - no matter how old I get, people are going to think that's what I look like.

A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father.

If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been "Catch Me In Two Days."

I was always in the right place at the right time, always willing to take advantage of an opportunity.

Why do the Yankees always win? The other team can't stop looking at the pinstripes.

If you believe you have a foolproof system, you've failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools.

It's not what a man has but what a man is that's important.

The front of a cheque alone gives someone enough information to steal your identity.

What bothered me most was their lack of style. I learned early that class is universally admired. Almost any fault, sin or crime is considered more leniently if there's a touch of class involved.

Dear dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid.

Remember what being an adult is: It has nothing to do with money or awards.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

If they really wanted us to resist temptation, they shouldn't a made it so damn tempting.

There is a hole in the heart called "absence". You live in it my dear.

Once man's connection to the divine is denied, you can reason yourself from here to anywhere.

Ingrid Kristiansen then has smashed the world record, running the 5000 metres in 14:58.89. Truly amazing. Incidentally, this is a personal best for Ingrid Kristiansen.

No man living in a world as interesting as this ever writes a book if he can help it.

I'm proud to have so many great friends at country radio who believe in what I do - thanks to all of them.

It's my dream to make music that can make people feel like they're flying

I'd love to do situation comedy - it's the best job in show business.

Playing my drums is therapy.