When one door closes another door opens. Usually a refrigerator.

I've been called a racist before, and let me tell you something - that is harsh. That's a really ugly thing to call someone. That's like being called a Mexican.

My sister might be dumb, but that doesn't make her all that different from the rest of us. She's just like any other American. Except she's Canadian. And retarded.

Well I grew up in Canada in a really small town. We didn't have running water for a long time and we didn't have TV. Then when we did get TV we only had one channel.

You know, women are burdened with all this other crap all the time, like looking good. You need to be really superhuman to be successful as a woman.

I guess the biggest issue my husband and I are going to have is how do we raise the baby... because he's Jewish and I'm Protestant and the baby's father is Catholic.

I grew up in a mixed religious household. And it was volatile. My dad's atheist, my mom's agnostic. Just constant fighting. There's no God! There might be!

If you really are superior, you don't go around saying you're superior - unless you're Jewish.

I love my hunting dog. I loved my hunting dog - I'm not very good at hunting.

I don't think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses; the whole time the guy was chewing me out, all I could think was I should cut my bangs.

Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women are funny, but it's a weird thing that people keep trotting out.

My eyes may not utter words, but they speak volumes when I look at you.

Time takes it all in the end...

How can you read this? There’s no pictures!” “Well, some people use their imagination.” – Gaston & Belle

I am an Indian and we celebrate all festivals in every region of every religion. That is why it is called Incredible India!

To keep oneself safe does not mean to bury oneself.

PYRRHONISM- An ancient philosophy, named for its inventor. It consisted of an absolute disbelief in everything but Pyrrhonism. Its modern professors have added that.

I never desired to please the rabble. What pleased them, I did not learn; and what I knew was far removed from their understanding.

I've spent my life being embarrassed.

For a game it is too serious, for seriousness too much of a game.

We do not say anything about future products. We work on them in secret, then we announce them.