Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

The difference between a novelist and someone who tinkers around with writing is this: novelists finish their books.

Writing is a calling, not a choice.

When a man really tells the truth, the first truth he tells is that he himself is a liar.

My mom named me Pom because she said it sounded like a combination of Korean words that mean 'spring' and 'tiger.' So, it's very unique!

The best answer to bad speech is good speech

Come hell or water high you'll never see me cry this is our last good bye.

If I am thinking the same as everyone why bother pushing to get it published?

But while I accept specialization in the practice, I reject it utterly in the theory of science.

When I was younger and my parents used to always slap my hand if I was picking my nose or if I was running around screaming I was told to shut up.

I didn't have any hair anywhere for almost seven months. So now finally I've got some hair, I'm gonna keep it.