What lies beyond the wormhole ... is the devil incarnate.

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive.

I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.

Come what may time and the hour runs through the roughest day.

Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.

There is no negro problem. The problem is whether the American people have loyalty enough, honor enough, patriotism enough, to live up to their own constitution

You become a champion by fighting one more round. When things are tough, you fight one more round.

Civilization largely consists in hiding human nature. When the barbarian learns to hide it we account him enlightened.

I often feel that my life, much like my shows, will end on a cliffhanger.

When people are in acute crisis, residential care may be needed, but this should not be seen as a medical issue.

Do it. Do it right. Do it right now.