What I do is draw but if you make an animated feature obviously it takes a whole team of people, and Zippy is my work. I felt that turning it over to a team of people would be wrong.

I just became one with my browser software.

Everybody that loves Nancy loves it in a slightly condescending way. Nancy is comics reduced to their most elemental level.

Looking back Little Lulu was an early feminist, but at the time I just thought she was a really feisty developed comic strip character.

All life is a blur of Republicans and meat.

Frivolity is a stern taskmaster.

Unfortunately what came out of it was also kind of an imitation community with a lot of mindless conformity.

I guess if you take yourself seriously as an artist there starts either the problem or the beauty of doing good artwork.

Everyone says how Calvin and Hobbes is about a real kid, to me there's nothing real about it; it's an adult using a kid's body as a mouthpiece.

Yes, but personally I was never a big acid head.

Their scrambled attention spans struck me as a metaphor for the way we get our doses of reality these days.

Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body.

God is like a mirror. The mirror never changes but everybody who looks at it sees something different.

Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them.

For me, the martial arts is a search for something inside. It's not just a physical discipline.

If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.

I've been through hell. It's hard to think you have this life, and then all of a sudden - was it a lie? You're struggling because it wasn't real. But I survived. It was hard, but it didn't kill me.

I always wanted to be a shortstop so I could play more often!

I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.

My anger tells me firstly that there's a need of mine that's not getting met.

Materialism is the recognition of "objects in themselves", or outside the mind; ideas and sensations are copies of images of those objects.