Well I think comedy everywhere has lost a bit of its bite. In Canada, I can't argue with the quality, but it feels like it's gotten a little safe.

I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges.

If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity.

Comedy is actually very macho driven.

I guess chemistry is just another word for love.

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.

I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.

When I found out I had cancer, I just said one thing: 'I want to hold on to life' and that changed everything for me.

This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things.

Despair is typical of those who do not understand the causes of evil, see no way out, and are incapable of struggle.

It is every woman's dream to be some man's dream woman.

The end of rebellion is liberation, while the end of revolution is the foundation of freedom.

Physical comedy is my favorite thing in the world to do.

I made, like, five movies while I was in college. I think they just weren't memorable movies. I've taken breaks as the years have gone on - I burn out every once in a while.

My life is a very interior and solitary life. I tend not to care that much about external things.

What should exist? To me, that's the most exciting question imaginable. What do we need that we don't have? How can we realize our potential?

Drink very good tea out of a thin Wocester cup of colour between apricot and pink.

Quien sabe? Not me. The older I get the less I sabe, the less wisdom, maturity and caution I have.

When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast.