Comedy is actually very macho driven.

I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges.

If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity.

I guess chemistry is just another word for love.

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.

I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.

When I found out I had cancer, I just said one thing: 'I want to hold on to life' and that changed everything for me.

This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things.

People don't listen when you lecture. No one wants to be talked down to or scolded.

Where there is love, there are no faults. Where the love of give-and-take (dealer) arose, all faults will be seen there.

Ideas and principles that do harm are as a rule, though not always, cloaks for evil passions.

The dark does not destroy the light; it defines it. It's our fear of the dark that casts our joy into the shadows.

In the novel we can know people perfectly, and, apart from the general pleasure of reading, we can find here a compensation for their dimness in life.

Once you know your deepest wish you can base your life on intention rather than craving

Avoid war, because that always pushes human beings backward.

A kiss is a secret told to the mouth instead of the ear; kisses are the messengers of love and tenderness.

I became a vegetarian at 15. I was always an animal lover and, as a teenager, became increasingly uncomfortable with the idea of eating meat. It was then that I started to research vegetarianism.

The Democrats of today, they don't care about the past, other than look at aspects of it they hate.

I'm cleaning toilets for $30 a day, because I needed that $30, and people are pointing at me, saying, Look at the big movie star. Look where he is now. I just said, I'm where God put me.