We're staying together, " he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again.

Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies

Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking.

Mussolini?” Leo frowned. “Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?

Percy looked at his friends. “I’m getting tired of this guy’s shirt.

Percy is the most powerful demigod I've ever met. No offense to you guys but it's true.

Sometimes wisdom came from strange places, even from giant teenaged goldfish.

Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.

Forget the chicken-nugget smoke screen. Percy wanted Leo to invent an anti-dream hat.

Otis barreled towards them empty-handed, before apparently realizing that a) he was empty-handed and b) charging towards a large body of water to fight a son of Poseidon was maybe not a good idea.

When you come to the edge of all that you know, you must believe one of two things: either there will be ground to stand on, or you will be given wings to fly.

Fear is the chain that wraps around a free man’s leg.

If someone were to put a proposition before men bidding them choose, after examination, the best customs in the world, each nation would certainly select its own.

Whom the disease of talking still once posses-seth, he can never hold his peace.

The white race will either inhabit planet earth in totality, or it will not survive at all. There will be no in between in our future.

It's a great thing when you can show that you've been successful and that you've made a lot of money and that you've employed a lot of people.

No sane man objects to palpable lies about him; what he objects to is damaging facts.

Armenian is the language to speak with God.

Some people make it hard for me to believe in universal evolution.