It's a great thing when you can show that you've been successful and that you've made a lot of money and that you've employed a lot of people.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

If you want to kill someone and get away with it, become a cop.

History is nothing but gossip about the past, with the hope that it might be true.

To find joy in work is to discover the fountain of youth.

In the ages since Adam's marriage, it has been good for some men to be alone, and for some women also.

I believe in being honest with myself. If there's one thing I hate it's when a comedian is great and won't admit it. I've never met one like that, but if I did, I'd hate them.

The gymnastic events are really what I tune into the Summer Olympics for.

Making the solution seem so completely inevitable and obvious, so uncontrived and natural - it's so hard!

Greenmail, in case you're wondering, is when a company pays a raider a premium for his holdings-if he'll go away. What I think it really is is blackmail in a pin-striped suit.

When you're a very ambitious person, the things that are disappointing are when other people around you aren't as enthusiastic.