We found that we didn't have much problem with him [J.C.], it was his followers we found questionable.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.

We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!

You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.

Camelot is a silly place.

I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam and Spam!

Always look on the bright side of life.

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.

I am thankful for all of those who said NO to me. It’s because of them I’m doing it myself.

Inside the museums, | Infinity goes up on trial | Voices echo this is what salvation must be like after a while

Adventures are only interesting once you've lived to see the end of them. Before that, they are nothing but fear, and being too cold or too hot or too wet or too hungry, and getting hurt.

We are one, after all, you and I, together we suffer, together exist and forever will recreate one another.

When I wait for only half a second, it all makes worth waiting for, Petra Cecilia Maria HermansWorldpoet 546September 1, 2016

My first U.S. Open I think was just very special for me because that was sort of the beginning of what was a 'Cinderella' story for me.

If we can't be true to ourselves, what can we be true to?

Hope springs exulting on triumphant wing.

I am very shy. If I am flying British Airways and the airhostess asks me two questions, and I don't understand her accent - I will go hungry for the entire flight.

Life is so precious, such a gift, and that you have to live for you.