We don't seek anyone out. We just wait and hope that people who want the same things come along.

There's enough grief in this world without always getting into whose fault it is.

Great and glorious God, and Thou Lord Jesus, I pray you shed abroad your light in the darkness of my mind. Be found of me, Lord, so that in all things I may act only in accordance with Thy holy will.

Is that it?” “No. That’s a wall.” “It could be disguised.” “You’re not very good at looking for things, are you?” “I’m good at looking for walls. Look, I found another one.

Minor league umpires are evaluated in their respective leagues each year and rated numerically. This enables umpires to know where they stand and helps them make prudent career decisions.

Dauer in Wechsel. Duration in change.

Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny.

Home is where i hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode

One does a whole painting for one peach and people think just the opposite - that particular peach is but a detail.

No man was ever taken to hell by a woman unless he already had a ticket in his pocket.

Grudges seldom hurt anyone except the one bearing them.