We don't need no stinking badges!

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.

Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

We’re on a mission from God.

On stage is the only place where I really know what I'm doing.

I hate Illinois Nazis.

In your 20s, you feel like you're indestructible...In your 30s, you think...I'll be around here a little longer, so I'm going to take better care of myself.

Christ. Seven years of college down the drain.

I give so much pleasure to so many people. Why can I not get some pleasure for myself?

Some comedians love their characters. I don't fall in love with mine. In fact, I get tired of them very fast. You have to be willing to throw it all away.

My mom has since confirmed that my overeager go-to response - when I was going anywhere or had anything planned for me - was, "What's everyone else going to do?

Biological engineering is not necessarily understanding systems but rather, I want to be able to design and build biological systems to perform particular applications.

The dimensions of the radio are truly to be treasured.

Life is too short. It's too precious. We have to live in this world, but we don't have to wallow in it. We don't have to fill our lives with all of this darkness.

The virtue of some people consists wholly in condemning the vices in others.

Stories are one thing that will be constant in life. Whether told, written, reenacted they are a fundamental part of human nature.

When you choose a language, you're choosing more than a set of technical trade-offs-you're choosing a community.

You really can't explain how you do the things you do. I can't, anyway. I love certain actors, but sometimes they say the stupidest things about technique. I don't want to say something stupid.

Are you always trying to get somewhere other than where you are so that you can finally be happy? The truth is that all unhappiness is caused by denial of the present.

It's always a struggle to make things sound more or less brilliant.