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We are all going to die, sometimes even in the middle of a lease.


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It is so tempting to return rudeness with rudeness!

It is so tempting to return rudeness with rudeness!



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If you don't like potlucks, the solution to your problem is "don't go to potlucks," not "insist other people don't have them."



Reconciliation is not possible when one party asks the other to obliterate all signs of their relationship.

Reconciliation is not possible when one party asks the other to obliterate all signs of their relationship.



Depression cannot be overcome by listing a series of good things in one's life, any more than a broken foot can be healed by thinking about all the other bones you have that aren't broken.

Depression cannot be overcome by listing a series of good things in one's life, any more than a broken foot can be healed by thinking about all the other bones you have that aren't broken.



Bad dental hygiene can lead to respiratory infections and an increased risk for heart disease and strokes.

Bad dental hygiene can lead to respiratory infections and an increased risk for heart disease and strokes.



So many people choose silence after the immediate wake of a death out of fear of saying something out of turn or "bringing up bad memories" that bereaved people often feel forgotten.

So many people choose silence after the immediate wake of a death out of fear of saying something out of turn or "bringing up bad memories" that bereaved people often feel forgotten.



There has to be some kind of personal hygiene bar that a person needs to clear in order for a relationship to be successful.

There has to be some kind of personal hygiene bar that a person needs to clear in order for a relationship to be successful.



You can care very much about someone without being capable of becoming their primary caregiver in the event of their parents' untimely death.

You can care very much about someone without being capable of becoming their primary caregiver in the event of their parents' untimely death.



Asexuality does not make our lives any worse or any better, we just face a different set of challenges than most sexual people.

Asexuality does not make our lives any worse or any better, we just face a different set of challenges than most sexual people.



It's one thing to be a high achiever; it's quite another to privately sneer at your girlfriend's friends after feigning friendliness because they have the "misfortune" to drive a bus for a living.

It's one thing to be a high achiever; it's quite another to privately sneer at your girlfriend's friends after feigning friendliness because they have the "misfortune" to drive a bus for a living.





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He's satisfied with himself. If you have a soul you can't be satisfied.



He said I wanted revenge, but if I wanted revenge I would’ve just broken his heart.

He said I wanted revenge, but if I wanted revenge I would’ve just broken his heart.



There's a difference between playing it cool and being a jerk.

There's a difference between playing it cool and being a jerk.



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Only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core.

Only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core.



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I don't hide out. If you build a wall around yourself, it draws people to invade it. Fear is the enemy.



There's a war going on outside no man is safe from. You can run but you can't hide forever.

There's a war going on outside no man is safe from. You can run but you can't hide forever.



I once asked Axl why he left the 'E' off his name. He started crying and said he thought he'd spelled it right.

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